Welcome to Ask Nietzsche

This where Nietzsche, german philosopher and terrified cat answers your questions on life, love and sharing living quarters with a big guy that breathes too loud...






Dear Neech,
I've met a wonderful gal and I really think she may be the one. I don't want to rush things though. What should I do?
Ready to Settle

Dear Ready,
Run, run away!!

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Dear Neech,
So with the stock market all over the map, I'm wondering what I should do with my 401k? What do you think of index funds?
Financially Curious

Dear Curious,
Run, run away!!

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Dear Neech,
I'm thinking of getting a new truck, what do you say, Ford or Chevy?
Pickup Man

Dear Pickup,
Run, run away!!

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Dear Neech,
I live with a big guy that breathes too loud, what should I do?
Sleepless and Edgy

Dear Sleepless,
Pretend to be afraid of him, wait for him to sleep, then gut him like a fish. Peace.

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