This is one of my earliest pieces. It is sculpted from real wood in early american alcoholic style.
Note: It comes with matching shotglasses.

I made this myself. A few leftover fan covers and one realistic plastic spider and voila, object de art!

Mags brought this back for me from Paris. It is my first European item. It is SO nice to be with someone who suppports the arts.
Note: It is also a pencil sharpener.

Picked this exquisite little totem pole in Victoria, B.C. Handcarved from high impact plastic, who says the old indian ways are dying?

The first piece in my collection. This hubcap from a '78 Dodge Aspen features a picture of me and my buddy Dave (no, the other Dave) in a more innocent (and spikier) time.

I have no idea what these are, but Tami and Dave brought them back from Africa for me. That makes three continents worth of tacky!

The latest addition to the collection, this strangely erotic statuette comes to the collection courtesy of, who else, Tami and Dave